About Me
(Paul Kroll, in case you're totally lost)
Wow, you're really desperate for entertainment... or you actually know me. Either way, let's go over the basics:
- I'm nearly 30 feet tall
- Served in Vietnam, as an ice cream vendor
- I'm composed almost entirely of lightweight composite fibers
- Has been knighted by a large marsupial. And we all know how painful that can be.
- Loved Spider-man, which is not surprising, since I'm a webmaster. (HA! HA! Bet you wanna just slap me upside the head for that one...)
Those cynics who detect some sort of, oh, blatant lying above might say that in fact I'm a middle-aged, 5'8" web developer. Those folks are just bitter. Trust me on this one.
- My Dinner At Morimoto's (Or as Homer would say, "Mmmm... Japanese Fusion...")
- Uncle Chester, R.I.P (Warning: contains adult language and situations)