Frequently Asked Questions
What primary services do you offer?
Chicken sounds. Ocassionally, programming.
What do you specialize in?
Annoying the people I know.
What are the rates of your services?
I require many golds.
What type of warranty do you provide (on custom work)?
You're on your own, which is 10% better than most warranties.
Are you licensed and insured?
I have a license to drive, but no car insurance. Also no car. Also I don't drive. I have other insurances.
What are your terms and conditions?
My terms are unconditional surrender. My condition is old and decrepit.